Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Look at the kid clothing aisles in any store and it's pretty clear-cut: There's blue rough and tumble clothes for the boys and pink frilly dresses for the girls. When a male starts wearing the pink and frilly stuff -- despite not being gay or transitioning to female -- it confuses the ever-loving fuck out of most people.
I was in bed with my ex-husband, with six years of sub-par sex playing in my mind like a silent movie. The beginning of our relationship was all roses and walks on the beach. As time went on, we'd made it to our 30th date, when we bought a mattress together. We carried the new double mattress up three narrow flights of stairs and he flopped sweaty and red-faced backwards onto it. I imagined him reaching out to me in passion — and he did. But instead of breaking in the bed, he drew me towards him in a way that can only be described as chaste.